Ik heb iets tegen Twilight. Niet alleen tegen de film, maar ook tegen de merchandise. Pleisters met Twilight printje? Nee bedankt. Ik moet toegeven, ook ik heb geprobeerd Twilight te kijken, maar het lukte niet. Teveel glitter en romantiek als je het mij vraagt, vooral als je je realiseert dat je toch echt naar een vampierfilm zit te kijken. Aan deel 2 uit de Twilight saga wil ik me ook niet wagen. Wat ik er tot nu toe van heb gezien zit er veel depressie, half naakt meidensnoep (de weerwolf jongen rent met ontbloot bovenlichaam door het bos) en verwijfde vampiers (was in deel 1 ook al het zelfde liedje).
Mocht ik toch tussen team Edward en team Jacob moeten kiezen kies ik voor team Jacward. Wil wel is zien hoe de echte diehards daarop reageren. <3
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Girl 1: Like OMG! Twilight rocks! Edward Cullen is so hot!
Girl 2: Girlfriend! I have to disagree! Jacob Black is hotter than Edward!
Girl 3: I want Eddy Kins to eat me for lunch! *romantic sigh*
Girl 4: Aren't Eddy and Bella such a cute couple? Stephanie Meyer is such a great writer!
Girl 5: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. Aww! So romantic!
Me: *comes to the table with a lunch tray* Hey guys! I just came to sit with you all so later I can help you with your reading homework! *is wearing a anti Twilight tattoo on right arm*
Girl 1: Thanks Laura!
Me: No problem!
Girl 2: Oh no! TWILIGHT HATER!!!!
Girl 3: *gasp, to me* How could you hate Twilight!?!? Its the best book ever!
Me: I'm sorry! I just don't think its a good series for me!
Girl 1: *with axe* GET HER!!!
Me: Oh shizzle sticks! *runs*
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In 2005, Stephanie Meyer, German writer
Thought "Now I have an idea! I'll make Bella look
Just like me! Chocolate brown hair! Heart shaped face!
And since Bella's Italian and Spanish for beautiful! I
Am beautiful too. My dream boyfriend would save me from
Danger and he would be a sparkly vampire and would
Be beautiful too!"
Then the book spawned into 5 sequels, including a unreleased
Midnight Sun
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Oh Stephanie Meyer!
Your series is a layer
Of glitter pig crap!
Oh Stephanie Meyer!
Everyone knows
That vampires don't sparkle
They desintigrate in the sunlight
A year back
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Me at age 13, heard of Twilight about the movie
My friends were talking about it
I was like "Hey! Since when did vampires sparkle?!?!"
Gabe was like "Since Twilight"
I slumped and thought "Great, the vampire race has gone down the crapper"
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Oh Stephanie Meyer
Your series is a layer
Of glitter pig crap
Oh Stephanie Meyer
Everyone knows that
Vampires don't sparkle
They disintegrate in the sun
Stephanie Meyer
Your Mary Sue is
A whiny brat
That has no personality whatsoever
Your Gary Stu
Is way too perfect
For the love of Pete
Give him some flaws!
He is 108 yrs old
In love with a 18 yr old girl
Thats plain disgusting
Thats called pedophilia!
He's already dead, so thats also necrophilia!
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Oh Stephanie Meyer
Your series is a layer
Of glitter pig crap
Oh Stephanie Meyer
Everyone knows that
Vampires don't sparkle
They disintegrate in the sun
Stephanie Meyer
Your fanbase is just plain awful
Some of them are sane (Thank God!)
But most need to be in a loony bin
They think Edward's real
When in the movies he is played
By a actor from England who does a terrible job
Its still doesn't mean anything
Oh Stephanie
Your fanbase can be hostile
The haters got injured
By most of your fanbase
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Oh Stephanie Meyer
Your series is a layer
Of glitter pig crap
Oh Stephanie Meyer
Everyone knows that
Vampires don't sparkle
They disintegrate in the sun
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Dracula can beat Edward any day
ik ben het met je eens, twilight is naar.
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